第五季是HH原班人馬“六人組”【小哥Mat，小胖Jim，本叔Ben，Simon叔，Martha姐，還有可愛Larry】合作出品的最后一季，從第六季開始Jim和Simon還在，別的主創就退出啦 以下整理六人組最后一首歌We're History的歌詞。我永遠愛HH！

Stone Age brought you speech Farms, the wheel and fire Then metal was explored Which meant we could make swords To kill and build empires Think Ancient Egypt was nicer Pharaoh's tombs, lovely shrines But some were living graves For hundreds of poor slaves And pig's eye was our cure for the blind Greek civilization our creation Drama and philosophy But Sparta praised lying Celebrated dying And Hippocrates drank wee We're history We brought you bloodshed Greek excursions To battle the Persains Disembowelling our dead Together we made the world A little bit grim We're history 【Ben叔和Mat的溫暖抱抱！】 Could be fairly dim We Romans brought you roads And public medicine A Gladiator fighting Feeding men to lions Burning Christians, that kind of thing, you know Then came the Middle Ages Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts A time of invasion Feudalism, famine Black death, bubos and welts 1066 saw Harold in a fix As William conquered all What was the bettin An arrow in his retina Would lead to his downfall We're history We brought invasion and strife We attacked monasteries Said, "Give us gold, please" Then we took your life Our crusades meant slaughter Wherever we'd go We're history Was it pretty? No Tudor Stuart Georgian Monarchs next in line Brought progress in science and art Also beheadings, burnings, civil war Breed an economy, for a start We're history We gave you plague and disease Travelled, found the Incans Spread smallpox in a blink and Brought them to their knees Dogs, cats and the French blamed For plague along the way We're history Not such happy days Victorian technology Went hand-in-hand with poverty Kids up chimneys and down mines Improvements to the world did pick up Despite some violent hiccups Two World Wars, millions died We're history Our times smelly and gory We reigned over you And told you what to do And that is this story Thought we were amazing Though you may quibble We're history And we made it horrible We're history 【再次剪輯了horrible husbands的抱抱】